It was only 10+ years after graduation that I learned that my alma mater, Norfolk Catholic High School, was a joke up and down the east coast, even among those who didn't know that it actually existed (it's now just plain Catholic High School and has moved to Virginia Beach):

Q: What's the football cheer at the catholic high school in Norfolk, Virginia?

A: We don't drink, we don't smoke, Nor-folk, Nor-folk, Nor-folk!

Note to non-native speakers/readers of English: the L in Norfolk is silent.